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Jul 14, 2022Liked by WASBAPPIN

based and bap-pilled. btw we need you on twitter.

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by WASBAPPIN

Bappin, you were right. And hopefully soon everyone will understand the need to nuke Moscow. Not as self-defense but as mercy to the Vatniks

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great work, BAPPY! I like how you've resurrected the concept of lebensraum and applied it to the same slavs it originally targeted. I also love how you've repurposed the word "cancelation" as a synonym for genocide - very clever! Although further down you go into detail about what you really mean, neatly sabotaging the plausible deniability you created with the euphemism in the first place. On the other hand this sort of clumsiness is very much in the style of your neocon heroes in the Pentagon, masters of self-negating propaganda that depends entirely on a compliant media to work (which tbf, has and does).

But I'm really writing to ask why you haven't subscribed to my substack? Seems like a shitty way to reward all my years of loyalty! I'm wounded.

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that part where you talk about lobotomizing Russians and forcefully infantilizing them sounds like a fetish thing

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People think neoconservatsim was some crazy idea that had its comeuppance 20 years ago. A fever that shook the world, never to return again. They were right. Until *he* woke up today – a spiritual corpse responsive only to the call of Meir Kahane, Azerbaijanis and Scoop Jackson. For him, neoconservatism is still a *thing*. He will single-handedly raise the NATO Yugoslavia Taskforce from the oceanic trench where it has been resting, covered in ghosts and seaweed! He is the Big Neo Conservatism Builder. Come, witness his attempt to rebuild liberal internationalism in the year 2022!

0.000% of liberal internationalism has been built. Evil Russian mentats still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Scoop Jackson *fucked him over* personally with his foreign policy ideas. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of canceling the Orcs, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

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BAPPIN PLEASE ANSWER ME, I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE SHIT YOUR PANTS OR NOT, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!

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