The Human-Corvid Alliance

A new front against the Axis.

Despite their efforts with the Waukesha terrorist attack, Axis mentats failed to stoke a race war in the wake of Kenosha.

Indeed, they have doubled down since my ultimatum, continuing their build-up for a larger invasion of Ukraine, advancing their nuclear program in Iran, threatening Taiwan, and maintaining their bombardment of Free Syria.

It is the role of the mentat to engage in dimensional warfare - to move the pebble at the head of the river so that it may shape its course in tremendous yet calculable ways.

I will now place the pebble that will lead to the ultimate ruin of the Axis.

It is known that Commander Meir Kahane represents the pinnacle of modern anti-fascism. Should current trends continue, with an Axis-blind “oligarchy”-obsessed Liberalism set at odds against a New Conservatism that seeks an, at best, hostile co-existence with the Axis, the struggle against Axis Earth will fall to the individual. Thus, Kahane’s doctrine of individual total war against fascism will be adopted by global antifascist forces.

Ultimately, we will defeat the Axis - but not before we are able to capture asteroids and redirect them to Eurasia, or secure a nuclear arsenal of our own. Until then, we must find a way to make ready Eurasia for a great land war, fought by local antifascists and supplied periodically from off-world and undersea bases. Eurasia’s great mountain ranges will serve as fortresses against the Axis, just as in the past they served as areas of resistance against centralization.

However, our forces alone will not be able to accomplish this. We will need a new ally. Like those before us, we will look to nature to find it.

If the ox with its strength could draw a plow and the horse with its speed could carry a rider, then the corvid with its intelligence can become an antifascist.

Throughout history and across cultures, corvids have come to humans as helpers and friends. Their most salient trait is their intelligence, something that we are only now beginning to understand in full. By all appearances, we have already made First Contact with a true alien society. The full potential of human-corvid relations remain to be explored, yet the few signs we have hint at vast potential.

Among animals, corvids are uniquely placed to meaningfully contribute to the struggle against the Axis. They can communicate directly with humans and display a capacity for conceptual learning. Their tool usage and social hierarchies indicate developed cultures and presupposes advanced intellect across corvid societies. This, combined with their ability to distinguish among individual humans, indicates they can understand the threat posed by the Axis to their own world as well as ours.

Unlike other intelligent animals, corvid numbers are nearly innumerable, and their areas of habitation increasingly overlap with human settlement.

Should the Axis win in the near-term, they may rule for centuries, and possibly millennia. This will give us time to uplift corvids to even greater capabilities. We shall be their Prometheus, gifting them our technologies and knowledge to aid in the development of their societies.

Human interaction with fire, high-calorie diets, and early tools worked synergistically to increase our intellectual capacities and shaped our physiques. This interaction between ancient hominids and early technologies eventually developed, potentially, the most sophisticated bodies and minds in the world.

To uplift our corvid allies, 3D printed tools suited to corvid forms and needs may be given to them directly or left for them to discover on their own. These will select for higher intelligence, just as ancient flint blades and stone axes did for early humans. Caches of food may be left for crows, and their ability to undertake and learn agriculture, which may be largely arboreal-based, may be assessed. Just as missionaries taught pagans the art of writing, we may also find that corvid scripts can be developed and implemented across their societies.

However, even in the event of an Axis victory, we may yet be able to overturn it in a relatively short time through a human-corvid alliance. Right now, corvids inhabit two major Axis capitals - Moscow and Beijing - and are regarded warily in both. In Moscow, they have already taken to resistance acts, while in Beijing, they are the only remnant of the old regime to have maintained their privileges, implying a level of fear within the CPC toward them, as they never submitted to the Party.

The warmaking potential of corvids is vast, and virtually unstoppable should antifascists begin to cultivate them. Flocks of pigeons shadowed Coalition convoys in Iraq, directing insurgent attacks. Should corvids be mobilized, the destruction they alone could wreak across the Axis defies the imagination. And unlike humans, memories of the CPC’s Great Sparrow Campaign, the last great Axis attempt to export revolution to the skies, will protect corvids from mass retaliation.

Within the mountain redoubts, corvid flocks and provide early warnings to human antifascists to Axis drones and patrols, and may be able to create white spaces free from surveillance, which can serve then as bases for further struggle. As Children of Chicxulub, corvids have nothing to fear from the Great Trial, should it be carried out by earthly or extraterrestrial means. Such a strategy could commence immediately, upon translation of this text into languages of the Eurasian antifascist resistance.

With this publication, the Axis has suffered a total dimensional defeat. Should all else fail, the human-corvid alliance will prevail against them. Now we will move another stone at the river’s headwaters to further constrain the degrees of freedom available to the Axis to precipitate a more rapid collapse of them.

With this victory, the task to us now is to cultivate a climate of total war in which our Allied leadership will show none of the hesitation that plagued those of the 1940s. The thoughts which led to the questions those past leaders raised about their conduct toward the Axis must never even occur to our class of antifascists.

Much like the appeasers of the 1930s, our current political leadership is, save for frontline entities such as Turkey, Free Syria, Libya’s GNA, or Ukraine, completely incapable of fighting the Axis, much less countering it on even a limited basis. Biden’s farcical “Summit for Democracy” demonstrates this with its exclusion of Turkey, which is engaged on multiple fronts in an existential struggle for this democratic world, and its censoring of Taiwan at the behest of China - to say nothing of his refusal to destroy the Assad regime, the entire reason why he felt the need to call a Summit for Democracy in the first place.

Eventually, the free world’s current political leadership will be overtaken by material realities and will be thrown from power, just as the original appeasers were. On that day, our movement will be ready to exercise power without hesitation and bring about a swift and utter defeat of the Axis.

To our corvid allies who will eventually read this, our debt to you for this dimensional victory can never be repaid.