Tel Aviv to Host the 2025 FFIA Awards

Emceed by Reza Pahlavi with guest performances by 1.5-ton Iranian missiles.

The Fell For It Again Awards Committee is proud to announce Tel Aviv as the host city for our 2025 awards ceremony.

The event is to be emceed by Reza Pahlavi, huckster scion of Iran’s deposed royal family.

All who believed that Trump being in office again would work out for them in some magical yet torturously imaginative way, defying common sense, are invited to attend.

However, guests are advised that flights in and out of Ben Gurion Airport are restricted and bomb shelter spaces are limited, as Iran’s 1.5-ton missiles are expected to make frequent guest appearances.

As always, Eternal King of Israel Donald Jehovah Trump and the Republican Party are expected to escape all blame for Israel’s rightist strategic incompetence, which will land squarely on the Demonrat Dhimmicrat Democrat Party of DEMAS.

The race was a close one this year, with last-round finals between Kyiv and Tel Aviv decided in the latter’s favor after judges decided that Kyiv’s gamble on the 10% chance that Trump would approve infinite aid for their existential war against russia to assuage his ego was slightly more plausible than Tel Aviv’s calculation that the Jewish State’s supporters would ultimately win out in an intra-nazi coalitional power struggle.

Tel Aviv’s win was decades in the making and required close coordination among all aspects of society to ensure that nothing could disrupt their path to victory.

Firstly, Tel Aviv had to shed its original competent Labor leadership by lying to former PM Golda Meir about the threat Egypt posed and inviting a surprise attack to then replace Labor with conservatives in the aftermath, who proceeded to never win another war for Israel, which, predictably, became the fault of the luftmensch liberal.

With the rightward political ratcheting dynamics in place, Tel Aviv then increasingly ensconced itself in the budding fascist Internationale, establishing relationships with neofascist parties and laundering their images as defenders of Israel while also playing up the problem of left-wing antisemitism by erasing foundational events from public memory, such as Republicans giving Gaza to Hamas in 2005, which served as a base from which they globalized the intifada via Campus Protesters two decades later.

Critically, Tel Aviv also engaged in a long-range historical revisionism and strategic misdirection about nazis and Muslims. The right-wing, pro-russia world of European “nationalist” parties in which Tel Aviv increasingly embedded itself via National Conservatism, a “nazism for Jewish people,” was declared amnested and reformed, while the Muslim roots of nazism were highlighted and emphasized over Chritsian components, and “Islamist” Arabs presented as the modern drivers of nazism.

palestinianism, itself originally a right-wing Christian nationalist movement, which can still be seen in Hamas’s syncretic Christianity in a Muslim wrapper ideology, was reframed as a “left-wing Islamist” in nature, with the origins never discussed.

The amorphous Arab police state boogeyman anti-analytical category of “Islamist” was also legitimized by Tel Aviv’s conservative establishment, with true leadership from Republicans, who knew that “Islamist” was undefinable, arbitrary, and would be essential for their own American police state and directed at the broader liberalizing forces that were Israel’s natural allies, never at the “secular” dictatorships that espoused nazism and antisemitic Islamic fundamentalism, or even even against other theological-despotic states, such as the United Arab Emirates, that backed actors such as the Janjaweed, which would be Islamist under any coherent definition of the term but, of course, were not described as such.

Erdogan, leader of the Free World and head of the democratic Allah Knows Pragmatism party, is an evil Islamist scheming against Israel, yet Israel, with its sharia courts and legacy Ottoman-era systems, is The Middle East’s Only Democracy.

QatarAnon also proved to be a critical component of this campaign to redefine nazism in Arab First terms. Qatar, whose organizing mission is to provide a refuge for all oppressed, and is therefore an object of regional ire given its harboring of and support for liberal and democratic forces, became responsible for every burnt-out toaster in Tel Aviv, while the forces that historically and currently backed antisemitic and anti-Israel forces were recast as valuable allies for “stability” against “terrorism,” or, in non-Republican terms, “Arab freedom.”

Al Jazeera, which provides real-time intelligence to Israel and even tipped them off about Sisi improving the tunnels under Gaza prior to October 7 under the guise of creating “fish farms,” was recast as the great Global Pogrom Initiative signal beacon, with state-backed Arab stations, which were the only ones allowed throughout much of the Middle East by regimes that had near-universally banned Al Jazeera, excused for their virulent antisemitism.

These decades of work and more that Tel Aviv put into achieving status as the Fell For It Again Awards host city were critical to its win, but the decisive steps for this work were taken in late 2023 through 2024.

Despite numerous warnings from Democrats and non-conservative goyim that Republicans were nazis who sought Israel’s destruction and had a decades-long relationship with the Islamic Republic of Iran from its earliest days, Zionist supporters of Tel Aviv, with its tacit consent, decided to push forward with lying about Democrats Holding Israel Back during the 2024 election season, killing the vibes for Biden and allowing EKIDJT to run with his immigration narrative.

Americans, who largely hate Muslims and like a guy who gets “it” done, regardless of what “it” is, were told by leftist Campus Protesters, who they hate, that Genocide Joe was getting the job done. But Tel Aviv and its supporters, who Americans trust as a proxy for understanding who is deleting the most Muslims despite their own antisemitism, instead said that Sleepy Joe was a stick in the mud who was Holding Israel Back.

No good!

Paired with Kyiv’s and the RNC’s preceding and concurrent operation falsely claiming that Biden and the despised Jake Sullivan (boo-hiss) were Holding Back Ukraine, which itself was partnered with the similar false anti-Olaf Scholz PiS-driven Kill Rhiney campaign against the SPD leader, Tel Aviv’s push against Biden successfully prevented stories of Biden’s cool competence from dominating, allowing Trumpists to push their own preferred narratives, which would only face partial resistance late in 2024, when the demonically anti-Israel BBC reported that Bidenflation wasn’t real and the Biden Golden Age’s economy was actually incredibly strong, puncturing the USian media war against Biden (an episode which points the way in how to defeat the Trumpreich, by breaking through the US media war against liberalism by going to friendly Allied media).

Though Republicans supported the Assad regime as a base for Khomeini even in the 1970s and throughout the 1980s, and more recently, blocked intervention against Assad, allowing Iran to create the so-called “Ring of Fire” around Israel, and ended President Obama’s war against the Houthis with a forced surrender in favor of the Houthis at the Battle of Hodeidah in 2018, the antisemitic Campus Protester Democrats, who provided more arms to Israel in history and carefully directed the 2023-2024 war against the Axis of Resistance to ensure its destruction without Israel ever experiencing its full force, were cast as the anti-Israel party.

Yes, Republicans were able to routinely throw the brakes on all of Israel’s wars whenever possible, such as by rescuing a surrounded Egytpian army in 1973 thanks to Nixon’s direct intervention or forcing Israel into an early ceasefire in 2006, and thus creating the myth of Hezbollah’s victory, and even covered up successive Egyptian dictators Mubarak and Sisi arming Hamas, a trend only interrupted by Muhammad Morsi’s brief rule, whose overthrow Republicans supported, and Tel Aviv ensured none of these data points ever entered Zionist discussion circles.

These proved to be critical foundations to Tel Aviv’s win as host city, but the surprises don’t end there!

Pahlavi, Jr. used Zionists’ complete right-wing mental colonization to ensure no one ever looked at what his father had to say about Jewish people after he was overthrown, or investigate how his SAVAK secret police organically transformed into the Revolutionary Guards.

Perhaps he can share during the ceremony, which is expected to include frequent special performances by Iran’s 1.5-ton missiles.

Because now, thanks to Tel Aviv’s hard work to win this year’s hosting honors, they have embarked on a patently doomed mission against the IRI that arises from Trad World Order’s vision of monarchs and traditionalist regimes and revived non-Muslim minorities ruling together and owning the libs in harmony, the virulent antisemitism of all these actors that overshadows anything coming from liberalizing Sunni Muslim populations deemed the prime enemy by World Conservatism of course ignored, as none of them are Qatar-funded left-wing Islamofascist George Soros color revolution Campus Protesters.

Since revolutions are fake and gay and funded by George Soros to this camp, they can be initiated at any time. And so, rather than wrap up the war in Yemen and depose the Houthis, continue to minimize Hezbollah, and moving on to removing Iraq from Iran’s empire, Tel Aviv decided it could initiate a revolution against the IRI on demand, and that EKIDJT would of course, as Israel’s great protector and head of the Republican Party, Israel’s greatest ally, no doubt join them to do what they could not and eliminate Aryan Iran’s nuclear program.

Republicans, of course, are gleeful at the prospect of their long con against Tel Aviv finally paying off. They have wanted nothing more than an abortive revolution in Iran, violently suppressed and totally liquidated, just like Iraq’s Republican-exhorted and abandoned 1991 uprising, because it would secure the rule of their fellow Aryan theocrats for another forty years.

Even in the event that Blumph were to join in the air campaign against Tehran and even if he were to launch a ground war, it would not be enough to destroy the regime by design, but would be done to preserve it. The IRI is its empire, which remains largely intact globally. The fall of Assad was a necessary condition for its destruction, but Republicans would not roll up its remnants in Iraq, Lebanon, and Latin America. Therefore, even if it were nominally extinguished in Iran, it would regenerate, behaving like a sea star rather than an octopus as Tel Aviv envisions.

Famously counterrevolutionary Iranians, having been so traumatically scarred by two failed revolutions in forty years, would not again move against the reasserted regime, which by then would certainly have extensive russian and CPC backing. Republicans would have also again successfully poisoned another generation of USians against intervention, as the Iraq War was designed to do ahead of the inevitable Arab Spring revolutions, which were already hypothesized in the mid-1990s due to the Middle East’s demographic trends, sclerotic and repressive political systems, and emergent technologies, like satellite TV (hence the hatred of Al Jazeera and the necessity of QatarAnon as an organizing principle of global reaction).

And, of course, if anyone were to bring any of the foregoing up with Tel Aviv’s stans, even the most liberal ones, they would be drowned out with conservative talking points divorced from Reality, as all in the space have transcended to post-liberalism in their own happy way: YHWH in control (but liberally), with Democrats to blame when things inevitably go wrong.

As we can see, Tel Aviv’s win is well-deserved and stands as a model to other FFIA entrants. With a long four years (and beyond!) ahead of us, we can only imagine what levels of fell-for-it-again we will see from this year’s winners and future nominees.