Take the Color Revolution Test!

Do you have the aura of a real 90s Kid...or Gen 9/11!

Are you hopelessly corrupted by Axis magicians? Or can you defeat them?

The Color Revolution Test can tell you. It’s simple - just visualize your color revolution aura. What do you see?

First, the bad news. If your instinct is to become defensive about your color revolution aura, ridicule it, or if you don’t even have one - sorry! You’re part of Gen 9/11.

Your fortune? Kazakhstan will be only the latest addition to your failures. You will ensure a total Axis victory. You will live the bad ending. N.G.M.I.

But what if your color revolution aura swells with the warm cathode glow of Chechens k-wording Russians in the streets? Non-herrenvolk Iranians pelting Basij members with bricks? Technicolor crowds demanding the fall of X regime?

You’re in luck - you’re a full-fledged 90s Kid! Axis magicians never stood a chance.

But what if you want to leave the grey, redacted world of Gen 9/11? What if you want to develop your color revolution aura? Is there a way out if you’ve already fully internalized Putinist propaganda about color revolutions?

Actually, yes! Our movement has laid algopaths that you can follow to discover what the Axis magicians stole from you. We’re constantly rooting out any hint of Betelgeuse influence, unlike literally every other nominally anti-Axis tendency, which still internalizes elements of this unbelievably massive and successful long-term Axis psyop that utterly dwarfs anything ever dreamt of by Western intelligence agencies.

George Soros used to be the biggest 90s Kid of them all, before he was wormtongued by Iranian agents. But we’re working on bringing him back!

Unfortunately, if you spurn our movement, which exists as the sole antifascist tendency in the English-speaking world, you will forever remain part of Gen 9/11. You will always be playing in Putin’s sandbox. You will always be on the defensive. Your tweets will always be anodyne copebliquilies. You will never be a threat.

Counterterrorism is inextricably linked with counterrevolution, and one way or another, you will ensure that you never escape this framework. When the Axis identifies the first Kazakh revolutionaries who also dabbled in “radical Islam” in Syria, you will spend countless hours trying to “prove” how Kazakhs aren’t terrorists, just like you did with Syrians, instead of bypassing Axis hard points entirely and launching a full narrative counteroffensive like our movement does.

Pity the poor Kazakhs, they’re already on this path. And they have you to thank.

Maybe the worst part of all of this is you Gen 9/11s still be Biden Boosters, convincing yourselves that America is Back even as it tacitly approves of Russia’s counterrevolution, Because January Sixth.

At least Lil Meisner will keep his checks flowing - what will the rest of you Gen 9/11s have, aside from a place in an inescapable recurso-prison? (Though I fully respect this and would like to extend an invitation for the Alex Jones Ranch meetup. Can’t hate the hu$$le!).

Maybe if you do the work on your color revolution aura, you’ll get a shot at redemption once Kazakhstan really heats up.

CSTO’s intervention is only the beginning. The mountains of southeastern Kazakhstan will serve as the First Redoubt of the great Eurasian war to come. The hour of the wolf and crow draws near. But you must be the one to deliver this moment.

That is, if you’re really a 90s Kid.