aka 50,000 Dead russoids: Part 2
Thanks but no thanks, Republican algomancers.
I know you’ve been drip-feeding me emotionally-charged snippets about Obamabiden failing to obliterate the Axis in the hopes that I would attack them and clear your path.
Yet you misunderstand. After Substack notified me that Google was going to cut off “50,000 Dead russoids Can't Be Wrong" in its email display when I hit a 102 kB limit, I thought I explained a satisfactory 80% of the reasons why Democrats, despite their (rapidly weakening) Axis flank, far surpass Republican Iran Hustlers (who restored Assad, and thus Iran’s regional power), hip reactionaries who think 200,000 troops on Ukraine’s borders is a bluff and call it “Kiev,” neo-Badoglios who outlived their usefulness, High Badranists, Ryvkin’s brain trust, and other rightoids in combating it.
I could not have been more wrong.
In fact, there are so many more receipts to collect that I decided I needed to make a Part 2 to demonstrate the degree to which Republican anti-Axis posturing is a scam and the danger they pose to the struggle to defeat it, particularly to Ukraine.
There may yet be a Part 3.
I attack Axis Democrats because Hilldawgs still live. And I remember that while Obamabiden dithered in front of Assad’s slaughterhouse, they at least armed the people inside (despite the restrictions you imposed and no matter how many times you bring up the sand dune clip).
But you chained yourselves to the gates to stop anyone from running inside and ending the slaughter. After every massacre that was big enough to make the news, you were always first to announce your opposition to any intervention, letting Assad know he was safe to massacre again and again.
I will not let you bury Ukraine as you did Syria.
Globohomo will destroy the Axis. Trad World Order will make a Holy Alliance with it.
Republicans will sabotage Ukraine. They will gladly feed every Ukrainian through a woodchipper if they get the chance. They did it with Syria. They cannot wait to do so with Ukraine. The only point of contention among Republicans on this is whether they do it now or after midterms.
Yes, Axis liberals like Senator Chris Murphy are making the case that Republicans will cut aid to Ukraine, which causes some to scoff given Murphy’s status as an Iranian operative. However, that is precisely why Axis mentats would condition him to make such a statement: he’s exactly the wrong person to deliver it.
So, I will deliver it as well.
Firstly, regarding Ukraine, let’s survey the landscape: the most high-profile Democratic Axis agents (The Squad) have receded from the spotlight since February 24 and play no role in public discussions of Ukraine. As a raging narcissist first and foremost, A*C found little opportunity to talk about herself in the context of Ukraine and has naturally migrated toward more familiar territory to do so - her life.
Once again, we see the salubrious effects of liberation wars.
A*C’s only public appearance in the context of Ukraine before issuing her Instrument of Surrender saw her fend off attacks from her core constituency - affluent pro-r*pe left fascists angered that she didn’t present her surrender to the Axis sooner.
In the meantime, she and the rest of the Squad have not even bothered voting against Ukraine aid, with virtually all Democratic votes for it coming in “Yes.”
Even now, The Squadists could only muster 30 signatures on their Instrument of Surrender, while nearly double that number of Congressional Republicans already voted against aiding Ukraine.
The Squad’s influence peaked in 2018 and began to recede almost immediately, even as it was artificially prolonged by the pandemic. Their influence over the Democratic Party was always vastly overinflated due to media mechanics. At this point, Squadists exist as figures of influence solely within rightoid jump-scare echo chambers.
As the Axis marched forward, Hilldawgs reasserted control over the Democratic Party. The current Democratic approach to Ukraine leaves much to be desired, but it features one critical component that will spell the end of r*ssia and which Republicans naturally seek to void: open-ended unconditional support for Ukraine.
Republicans desperately seek to give Putin an out by setting a limit to American aid to Ukraine. Once this has been established, Putin or whoever his successors are will know that they merely need to push beyond this point to achieve victory. With Obamabiden denying him this finish line, he squirms, looking for a way to make a ceasefire to rearm and attack Ukraine again from greater strength.
In short, the most activist Axis flank of the Democrats has been soundly relegated to social media sinecures and offers no meaningful resistance to ongoing efforts to arm Ukraine (the degree to which this may impact weapons shipments is another matter - but as we will now see, is irrelevant).
Now, to Republicans. As the Iran Hustlers and their affiliated shills would have us believe, Republicans are winding up for that big knockout blow against the Axis. This is pure delusion. Behind the Republicope lie the numbers: dozens of Republican Congresspeople consistently vocally and materially oppose sending aid to Ukraine, while many others vaguely demand “more accountability,” or a backdoor method to restrict or otherwise hobble Ukraine aid.
The Republican push against Ukraine is a modified version of their previous attack on the Free Syrian Army. Obama’s onerous restrictions on arming them were made against a backdrop of fierce Republican opposition to intervention against Assad on any level. And, of course, every single Syriahead who cultivated advanced Obama Derangement Syndrome over the years never acknowledges this. Instead, they seek to empower the very people responsible for the strangling FSA and help them do the same to Ukraine, perversely, as vengeance for Syria.
As an astute observer noted, Muslims are natural Republicans. The corollary of this is that anti-Axis Muslims are predisposed to let Republican sabotage of Syria pass unnoticed, while Obama’s faults are over-inflated. This is why Trump and MaxCope could surrender Syria to Assad and Iran and receive endless praise from Syriaheads while Obama could help liberate most of Syria and be considered secretly Shia.
Of course, a critical part of the Republican Syria playbook was to send a few vocal outriders and help to maintain the internationalist facade, as the bulk of the party leans toward or openly declares for the Axis. And of course, these Syria and Ukraine outriders largely belong to the newly outcast wings of the Republican Party.
Of course, some shills will cite Mitch McConnell as a counterexample to Republicans’ Axis overtures, but as we have noted, he is an Axis agent. In 2013, he issued an argument to oppose intervention against Assad and preserve his regime that sentence-by-sentence contradicted his earlier argument to intervene against Milosevic, even as Assad’s carnage dwarfed anything in the former Yugoslavia.
And of course, the most bizarre part of this argument that the people who buried Syria are actually the ones who will defeat r*ssia is the expectation that I am to gaslight myself about their history. I should ignore the outright Republican opposition to toppling Assad which allowed him to slaughter a million and imagine how much worse Milosevic’s depredations would have been if Obama were in charge!
The Republican “anti-Axis” pivot is premised purely on resentment and Obama Derangement Syndrome, nothing more.
And this Obama Derangement Syndrome extends to Biden and Democrats at large, so much to the point where obviously false beliefs about Democrats go mainstream. One of the newest ones is to claim that liberal support for Ukraine is entirely performative, unlike that of the guys who were cranking out op-eds (with Putin) on why we need to let Assad continue gassing, bombing, r*ping, and torturing people
Of course, the anti-Axis Republican shills also claim that support for Ukraine is bipartisan and unshakeable, thus we can disregard Republican politicians’ statements about cutting support for Ukraine. They claim this even as the Ryvkin brain trust publicly contradicts this position and panics about their base cutting Ukraine loose over “inflation.”
Again, Democrats have no such problem. And of course, the Republican shills who insist Democratic support for Ukraine is actually fake and the inflationistas are the ones who “really care” have no way to explain why Democrat support for Ukraine is higher than Republicans when Zelenskyy, Arestovich, Mendel, and virtually every member of Ukraine’s government makes no effort to hide their admiration for center-right figures like BoJo, Meloni, or various other failed Putinist deputies and indifference or even disdain for center-lefties like Biden, Starmer, or “wokes.”
The nightmare Squadification scenario the anti-Axis Republican pivoters evangelize as the Democrats’ unavoidable fate is the current Republican reality. As virtually every Republican that generates excitement for the 2022 midterms also attacks aid for Ukraine, there’s no reason to believe we’re due for an inflection as they claim.
Of course, the simple reality of Democrats crystalizing into an anti-Axis orientation and Republicans coming further into alignment with it sometimes pierces the rightoid media bubble.
More surprises are to come once rightoids realize Obamabiden send Iranian revolutionaries the one thing they asked for (Internet) and which MaxCope never delivered, or that the Venezuela deal involves getting Guado more leverage inside Venezuela and doesn’t involve setting him up to get killed (if we’re to be cynical about Democratic intentions, why not those of Republicans?).
And they will keep coming after every demoralization collage the Republican algomancers send out falls apart once the Axis death tolls come rolling in.
But of course, the Republican shills will obscure this with more emotional blackmail designed to swap the current approach to fighting the Axis for an objectively worse one that its true believers will argue against all known facts to be superior.
I’m sorry! I just prefer an endless stream of arms to Ukraine, a revolution in Iran (over women’s rights, not MaxCope’s sanctions, as the woke revolutionaries Trad Word Order seeks to extinguish explicitly state!), Assad toppled, Xi busting open toasters for microchips, and a running Axis death toll over Trump tweets in Farsi, letting Iran shoot a bunch of cruise missiles at American troops and not retaliating, and giving Mike Pompeo license to betray allied governments in Central Asia with surrender deals they never asked for to counter China and Russia or something.
Anti-Axis Republishills have different priorities - don’t be afraid to ask what they are!
thank god ukrainians are sending them to the bottom of the hell.