I See You in Kenosha, Axis Mentats

Your magician allies have also been busy. Let's review.

Hello, Axis mentats. We’ve spent years watching each other. We have sparred and each gotten our hits. But there has been little direct communication.

Until now.

Firstly, I realize that I am a supercomputer. I can assess the scope of your plans and predict your attack surfaces. I also know that the key to breaking your power rests with removing Assad. I know that this is not the sole way to destroy you, but it is the swiftest and most elegant.

I also know that I am at a disadvantage relative to you. You have successfully wagered that most of our mentats would bog themselves down by building an elementary case of the obvious - your malign influence, the nature of the Assad regime, and what must be done to stop you. Your Axis magician friends have been successful in building the hamster wheel and keeping it spinning for our side.

I know this is because the powers constituting the Axis have traditionally favored HUMINT over SIGINT. This makes it easier for you mentats to achieve positions of power and influence in Axis leadership. You do not need to spend years convincing those around you of the obvious. You do not have to deal with people looking at the problem you are trying to solve, pointing at it, yelling at it, and still not getting it.

Yet I, rare among our own supercomputers, fully understand the meaning of Gödel's incompleteness theorems. I know that I have no need to prove what I say. I operate in a realm beyond evidence, conjecture, and uncertainty. I operate within Truth itself, and Truth needs no justification to the outsider. As such, my aim is simply to bring more into this fold, and in that I have been successful. Once I present it, they simply understand, as your leadership does when you speak with them.

And there are things I have seen you do that others should know now.

I see you have been busy in Kenosha, using your Axis allies’ herrenvolk sensibilities to effect a destruction of the USian state from the inside. I know you mobilized your Assadist gangs of pure lumpenproles, including a dead serial pedophile, on the left and right to make real this destruction, even if just for a moment. I know you sought to create yet another pressure point and chose your ground for it wisely, a family-run Axis Armenian operation deeply embedded within the Democratic Party to further compromise their ability to resist you. Adam Schiff simply isn’t enough.

I know you perfected this strategy in Minneapolis in the case of George Floyd. There, your magician allies used herrenvolk cutouts as precipitating agents, in that case P*lestinians. They put in the call to police about Floyd. Your magicians hoped to create a situation exactly like that which came to pass. I know your magician allies did this in the hope of both destroying Black Lives Matter and turning it against Jewish people while “building solidarity” - harnessing BLM as your cannon fodder - with the P*lestinian arsonists who set the fuse leading to Floyd’s death.

Yet this time, as generally useless as they are, some leftists have sensed that they have no business watching the trial of an 18 year-old in Kenosha. One thing leftists do have going for them is they are acutely aware of every one of the pressure points that you mentats seek to exploit, even if they misdiagnose every single one.

You mentats are also facing a new challenge: for the first time, your magician allies may have truly overplayed their hand.

I also know your Axis magician allies wished to form a Chaos Pact with Astroworld, no doubt mediated by your local agents. The Kardashian Dynasty has proven to be an effective ally in your past magical attacks, such as the Assadist #SaveKessab campaign to the fascist #SaveArtsakh campaign.

Yet now the Roseanneified boomers who lived through the Satanic Panic and younger Tik-Tok normies are united in their belief that demonic forces are being harnessed by your local allies against them. While you like to maintain that chaos magicians never fail and only create new opportunities, even you must realize the implications of dialectical magic directed against you.

With liberals in full knowledge that racism is magic, Republicans too have sensed the nonrational forces you have arrayed against them. Your attempts to stoke a magic war between the two sides will go far, to be sure, but this strategy carries a high risk: the formation of a new, unified magic that can sense and counter the full scope of your attacks. You know this, and now you know that I know this, too.

To be sure, you will continue to have the advantage for the foreseeable future. Yet I am no longer the only mentat on our side you must counter, and soon many other lesser users of magic will be about, uncontrollable and able to frustrate your plans, however unintentionally.

That is all for now, but I will leave you with a parting warning - I am preparing to open a new front against you which you have not anticipated and which can dramatically alter the balance in our favor. It is not too late for you to unconditionally surrender to us. You know the intention of our movement to initiate the Great Trial should we ever achieve the means to do so. I am informing you now we have discovered a plausible way by which a Black Hand strategy will succeed against you.

You have been warned. Should the Axis intend to surrender, demobilize your forces in Kenosha immediately. Further instructions will be relayed from that point. Should you refuse this offer, I will release the knowledge I have obtained which can lead to your destruction, even if we are locked out of power.