Decolonizing the Syrian Revolution

Ending the sabotage by Assad's Palhebakji MVPs.

A great injustice has been inflicted against the Syrian Revolution and therefore against the global antifascist movement - one that I will correct now.

When I was a child, I wanted to be an archaeologist. I was always fascinated by Palmyra’s gallery of columns looming over a desert much like my own. However, I vowed never to work in Syria so long as the Assad regime ruled the country - in any way, shape, or form.

If only the Syrian Revolution’s “supporters” could be so dedicated.

I still remember playing outside when I heard that Assad the Elder died. I saw his son immediately confirmed to the presidency on TV. While running on the grass, I knew the new Assad should be overthrown and wondered how a people could embrace such obvious humiliation of themselves and do nothing.

Ten years into the Syrian Revolution, it has become clear why.

In the 2003, antifascist Iraqis knew they could not achieve true liberation without removing P*lestinianism from their presence, root and stem. During the first days of the liberation, antifascists ruthlessly purged Baghdad’s population of P*lestinians, who had served reliably as Saddam’s Mamluks.

They were banished to the desert of al-Anbar and never returned.

Since this great and unheralded antifascist victory, Iraq has built a maturing liberal democracy that has managed to withstand numerous direct assaults by Axis forces and ongoing subterfuge by Iran. Despite these efforts, Iraq itself shows no true signs of joining the Axis, even as Iran recruited tens of thousands of Iraqis to fight for Assad and directed Iraqi airstrikes within Syria. Emergent Sumerianism lacks the characteristics of a herrenvolk identity and will prove resistant to Axis manipulation.

Thus, the purge of P*lestinianism remains the high-water mark for modern liberation movements globally and signifies the maturation of a revolutionary struggle into a genuine antifascist one.

Thanks to the efforts of many of the Syrian Revolution’s “supporters,” the same P*lestinianism colonizing every “progressive” cause in the United States and redirecting them toward the sole purpose of murdering Jewish people retains its hold on conquered Syrian imaginations.

While the Menhebakji menace is fully understood, the Palehebakji plague has yet to be confronted, even as it is responsible for every single one of the Revolution’s failures.

The disastrous results of P*lestinianist colonization of the Syrian Revolution are on full display with the recent Ariha Massacre. On October 20, the Assad regime bombed yet another school, this time in the town of Ariha, leaving a classroom full of corpses, CCTV footage of mutilated kids dragging themselves bloodied through the wreckage.

This isn’t the first time the regime has bombed a busy school, and none of these massacres, or any of the others, ever generated a fraction of the outrage as the Iranian stunt with some P*lestinian squatters in Sheikh Jarrah.

Menhebakjis have been an enemy to the Revolution since the start. Yet they are easy to identify and clearly separate themselves from the Revolution. Ultimately, a single bomb on Assad could render them powerless and forever irrelevant.

Palhebakjis, on the other hand, freely mingle among supporters of the Revolution. Indeed, like all leftists, they position themselves as the true vanguard of revolutionary upheaval, only to derail it in favor of their fascist masters - as they have and continue to do by subsuming the Syrian Revolution into the fascist paroxysm known as P*lestine.

Effective immediately, and applying retroactively to January 26, 2011 (and potentially earlier should revolutionary stirrings that have since gone unchronicled be later discovered) and all dates since, I am announcing that all P*lestinianists, Syrian and otherwise, are inherently excommunicado from the Syrian Revolution.

Regardless of their actions, their P*lestinianism is a phantom Assadism and is fundamentally responsible for the Revolution’s current state. We can speculate about the enduring nature of P*lestinianism in Syrian Revolutionary spaces - perhaps Syrian Ba’athism, as a sort of left-wing of the Ba’ath movement, was unable to uproot P*lestinianists the way its right-wing Iraqi counterpart could.

Regardless of these causes, the Palhebakjis form a de facto Corrective Movement smothering the Revolution. Like all such parasitic leftisms, it must be identified, isolated, and crushed. I now take this first step.

With this acknowledgement of simple fact, which thus far has gone largely unstated in revolutionary mainstreams, the Palhebakji hijackers of the Syrian Revolution who have done Assad’s bidding for the last ten years will exist on their own track separate from the Syrian Revolution itself.

Since 2011, P*lestinianism has been nothing but an anchor preventing the Revolution from achieving its full aspirations. Syria is and remains the front line against fascism. Droning Assad would still fatally cripple the Axis. From the beginning, Palhebakjis have obscured the nature of the Syrian Revolution by subordinating it to the spent fascist non-cause of P*lestine.

The deceptions of the P*lestinianists and their Western allies who larp as the true “supporters” of the Syrian Revolution end now. In the case of the Syrian Palhebakjis, they will lament that “Never Again” is dead and yet will never explore why the Ariha Massacre (or any other one over the last decade in Syria) gets but a fraction of the attention as the Iranian stunt in Sheikh Jarrah, and how their own participation in these Axis psyops undermines the Syrian cause.

The best Palhebakji will do is say it took P*lestine forty years to move into Western consciousnesses, so naturally, Syria will take as long - casually conflating the Syrian Revolution with a defeated attempted genocide of Jewish people falsely called “The Nakba.”

As to the Westerners, each and every single one of them outside of our movement, with the exception of perhaps two, ignored the Syrian Revolution for years. Most only adopted Syria in 2014 or 2015, three to four years after the Revolution began and long after the best chance to defeat Assad had passed - an outcome they, as leftists, tirelessly worked towards through their silence from 2011 to 2014 and the critical 2013 “anti-war” outcry.

Even worse, by the time these “supporters” latched onto Syria, they did so first as Rojavaboos or even as hard Assadists before later retconning their “support” for the Revolution - a move they made solely to salvage leftism’s reputation from my attacks.

Now these same colonizers have allied with P*lestinianist Syrians and P*lestinian-identifying individuals (PIIs) and position themselves as the true ambassadors of the Revolution to the wider world. This is nothing but a complete betrayal of the Syrian Revolution and is in practice Assadism by another name.

All of the Thorneist-Warrenists, Globe/socks, Meisnerists, sneering “analysts,” and other pseudos only entered Syria due to my agitation against the Assad regime - in many instances, specifically due to my cyberbullying of Akshay.

Let us not forget the likes of the Spaghetti Kozak, only became interested in Syria due to the 2014 Russian invasion of Ukraine and concurrent Aryanist Rojavakurd narratives around the PYD.

In order to prepare the world for the next phase of the antifascist struggle, we must first deal with the saboteurs in its vanguard. Russia is ready to once again push into Ukraine, and neither Biden and allied Axis Democrats, nor Republicans (with the sole possible exception of Senator Roger Wicker, who thankfully expressed willingness to use nuclear weapons in a first strike against Russian forces, though the scale and location of the hypothetical strike remain in question), who moved en masse to preserve the Assad regime in 2013, are willing to destroy the Axis.

Supporters of the Syrian Revolution will continue their daily activities without noticing a change. Palhebakjis may be identified and driven from all revolutionary spaces, thus preventing outsiders from believing their propaganda about the unity of the Syrian Revolution and P*lestinianism.

With this long overdue de-P*lestinization of the Syrian Revolution, our forces may have a secure redoubt from which we can wage total war against the Axis.