Trad World Order wants me to get mad about Viktor Bout because they say russoids will welcome the guy who sold off their arsenal and not scapegoat him right when they want a ceasefire.
They also want me to think he knows russoids are losing.
Trad World Order wants me to Vote DeSantis in 2024 because Jeb 2.0 will break out of a peninsula like Gibraltar or Gallipoli and Maximum Pressure means giving Iran Syria.
Trad World Order insults my intelligence daily, and it is beyond tiring.
Trad World Order wants me to join the trans panic because John Boenher led Republican efforts to sabotage Syrian intervention in 2011 - 2013, and we have to Restore Tradition because Degeneracy Killed Syria, not Republicans torpedoeing intervention against Assad at every opportunity.
Trad World Order wants me to become a Republican who wouldn’t arm Syrian rebels because Republicans didn’t arm Syrian rebels.
Trad World Order wants me to salute neo-Badoglio Mama Meloni because she supports Hezbollah and tarantellad to the winning side in Ukraine once it was clear the winning side was winning, just like every Italian leader in modern history.
Trad World Order wants me to plug into the Visegrad Matrix and hate Germany because their Ringtausch program allowed all the Eastern Euro states with right-nationalist governments that built extensive economic relations with the russoids in the 90s and 2000s under the premise that Putin would be a bulwark against globohomo creep domestically to send their old Soviet gear to Ukraine while hoarding Korean armor for themselves, which no one is stopping them from sending to Ukraine.
Trad World Order wants me to assimilate PiS memes about Germoids and ignore the Gepards they sent, which enabled Kharkiv’s liberations by preventing Ukraine from getting smoked by russoid airpower in North Hama Offensive 4.0: Kharkiv Edition.
Trad World Order wants me to forget that part where PiS refused Germany’s offer to send them Patriot batteries and demanded they send them to Ukraine and then forgot to send the batteries once they were sent to Poland.
Trad World Order wants me to put Max Cope back in charge of Iran policy because Biden beamed the internet to the protesters and fomented a revolution while all Bolton did was send out a few Trump tweets in Farsi and whaddayagunnado’d the regime executing 1,500 protesters after their abortive uprising which Max Cope never backed to the degree Mullah Biden has even though all they ever talk about is Iran, Iran, Iran.
Trad World Order wants me to buy into their reactionary modernization program because Arabs don’t deserve freedom or democracy and, indeed, are completely incapable of it, so that’s why we need to get the UAE to try to get Israel to normalize relations with Assad right after signing the Abraham Accords to cement the material foundation of Trad World Order, namely, the potential success of the Syrian genocide.
Trad World Order wants me to gaslight myself into thinking Trumpeo handing northern Syria to Iran, russoids, and Assad is actually 3D regular chess against Iran.
Trad World Order wants me to think globohomo is a dead-end and ignore the part where Iranian revolutionaries mobilized for “women’s rights.”
Trad World Order wants me to think John Bolton isn’t a walking meme and will put Iran back in line just like he did when they attacked Saudi oil fields with cruise missiles in 2019, which was the literal nightmare scenario everyone from the Bush Administration which John Bolton was in warned about, and didn’t even respond.
Trad World Order wants me to think Bidencessionflation is a.) real and b.) will sap support for Ukraine, so we need to put the rightoids in charge (even though rightoids are also the only ones who think this) and get Kevin McCarthy to audit Hunter Biden’s laptop for Ukraine aid to reassure said rightoids that the Ukraine aid money laundering is under control, because the trans folx think BLM.
Trad World Order wants me to think their cargo cult intellectualism is for the Ben Shapiro subscribers and doesn’t include the foreign policy gang that thinks MEK is a threat to Iran’s regime and Maximum “Pressure” is a remotely viable strategy as long as Assad is in power, oh and by the way, unilaterally signing a surrender agreement with the Taliban and springing it on Afghan government “deters” Putin (just like letting Iran lob a bunch of cruise missiles at US troops in Iraq and pretending it didn’t happen does).
Trad World Order wants to jump-scape me into thinking Republicans are better on Israel than Democrats with terms like “permanent defensive posture” and clips of Blinken talking to J Street because Republicans ensured Israel would remain in one by keeping Assad in power instead of ending his regime and thereby Hezbollah.
Trad World Order’s psychic assault is relentless. But they forget a simple truth: I am a mentat. At all times, I can perceive the motion of their wheels, even if I cannot see into the machine itself. Mine is a light that will never be subsumed.
And unlike even their most devoted converts, I remember that Trad World Order was born in Assad’s genocide, and so must see it to completion. With Progerdämmerung averted by the defeat of left-reactionary forces globally, Trad World Order is the last child of the Counterrevolution of 2013. It would be a new Romulus, with Assad’s Palace as its Capitoline.
Of course, if not for us.
Seeing lots of good luck with account reinstatements on Twitter lately. I hope you're planning to submit a new appeal!
A CLASH OF GODS
(for legal reasons i am being sarcastic)